The Reflective Respiration Ribbon

David: This does not win an award. This wins ALL THE AWARDS. FOREVER.

Sarah: This is extremely unflattering and gross, but I'm OK with it.

David: Welcome to my world.

(Hat-tip to Lucas for camerawork!)

The Earlybird Endowment of Sectional Mastery — Entertainment Edition

Sarah

Hey, look at that. My section's done. How's that last fifth coming along, David?

David

I hate you so much.

Sarah

And now I can leave.

David

So you can go make googly eyes at Tegan and Sara?

Sarah

Just Tegan. She's the hotter twin.

The Earlybird Endowment of Sectional Mastery

David

I finished 4/5 of the Opinion section before press night!

Sarah

I hate your guts. But I still have to give you an award.