Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Dual Award: The Golden Globes of Gypsy Gal Goodness








(Sarah plays music from 'Gypsy Gal,' Audio Rocketry's [a local band] upcoming sophomore album)

Sarah: I really like these guys!

David: Me too.

Sarah: Normally when local student bands send me stuff, it's really shitty, but this...

David: Yeah, I know what you mean.

Sarah: And I normally hate folk-celtic stuff, but...

David: It's like they're having fun!

Sarah: Exactly!

David: I LOVE fun!

...

David: When's their CD release party?

Sarah: March 5.

David: That's a Friday.

Sarah: You want to go?

David: Yeah! Hey, we could write a concert blog entry for the newspaper!

Sarah: And it could be a conversation!

David: Like our blog!

Sarah: DONE! OK, I've officially pencilled it in on my calendar. No backing out now or you'll break my heart.

David: Wait, what if I have a hot date that night?

Sarah: Then you're bringing them along. It's official, I love these guys now.

David: But —

Sarah: NO BUTS.

...

Sarah: Yeah. I'm in love. They have a stupid name, but I don't care. I want these guys. I want to date them. All at once.

David: This is sudden.

Sarah: Don't care.

David: What if they already have girlfriends?

Sarah: DOESN'T MATTER. I WILL MAKE THIS WORK. I WILL HAVE NINETY-FIVE BOYFRIENDS HA HA HA LA LA LA.

David: Have you ever noticed that when we have a conversation at 1 a.m., it ends up being really weird?

Friday, February 5, 2010

The Azures Academic Acceptance Award

It's official. Our li'l Sarah is going off to Mexico for school next year. Good for her.

...

What? We can put serious stuff on here occasionally. Not everything needs to be a joke.

...

So there's a bar with a priest, a rabbi, and a giant rabbit, right?....

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

The Linguistic Longevity Laurels of Lust


Sarah: Turns out Spanish is useless if you translate it directly.

David: Then why the hell are you studying it?

Sarah: Because Gael Garcia Bernal became single this week, and someday, I’m gonna tap that.

David: I’m glad to see you’re learning the language for the right reasons.

Sarah: Hey — jungle fever. A girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do.

Monday, February 1, 2010

The Reflective Respiration Ribbon





David: This does not win an award. This wins ALL THE AWARDS. FOREVER.

Sarah: This is extremely unflattering and gross, but I'm OK with it.

David: Welcome to my world.

(Hat-tip to Lucas for camerawork!)