David: You know, I look good in green. And of all the guys, I totally look the best, what with everyone else looking either drunk or high or both.
Sarah: Yeah, but I'm the winner here. My boobs look bigger than usual. My arm looks skinnier than usual. THIS IS A GOOD PHOTO.
David: But you're throwing yourself in front of everyone and trying to crowd us out of the frame.
Sarah: JUST LIKE REAL LIFE.
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