David: Why not? I like the gym. I like running.
Sarah: But then I end up comparing myself to you. And that's not good.
David: But we're like the same weight. You totally should have let me join you guys on the Freshman 15 Feature. I could've, like, provided an ectomorph's perspective.
Sarah: Yeah, that's the last thing I need. "David's diet included three chocolate bars a day and hit his weight loss goal in four days. Sarah worked her butt off and ate stupid vegetables and gained five pounds."
David: OK, OK.
Sarah: "David ate nothing but pizza and tacos for three weeks and lost nine pounds. Sarah ate apples and drank water and somehow doubled her weight."
David: You've made your point.
Sarah: I don't think I have. Fine.
David: ...
Sarah: ...
David: Also, nine pounds? That's less than my average.
Sarah: Shut. Up.
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