Dual Award: The Midnight Microphone Coat-Rack-Mastery Medallions

(song: "I Do Not Hook Up" by Kelly Clarkson)

Sarah: I'm going home now.

David: Still, you can't disagree: Best office dance-off ever.

Sarah: I'm taking the coat rack with me.

David: I thought you did not hook up.

David: Hee hee. 'Hook.' Because it's a coat rack.

Sarah: CAN WE STOP TALKING ABOUT THAT NIGHT AT LUCKY 13 ALREADY?

David: Nope.

Sarah: Fuckety fuck.

David: I'm sure Jill approves.